
Ross’s Ramblings: Nothing funny about old-school discipline, not so long ago
“Down came the strap on my palm. Then the same for Armour. Once each — and then a second time, for good measure,” writes Ross Robinson. “Not bitter. Things change.”

“Down came the strap on my palm. Then the same for Armour. Once each — and then a second time, for good measure,” writes Ross Robinson. “Not bitter. Things change.”

“Back on Queen Street this morning, I had a retired couple from the Cape Cod area arrive for my free walking tour,” writes Ross Robinson, who “were absolutely effusive while telling me how beautiful our town is, with the many flowers and charming downtown.”

“My memory tells me it has been 58 years since their last Stanley Cup Parade in 1967. Apparently, that’s the longest winless streak going. But, it would serve no purpose to bring this up again, so I won’t write anything more about it,” writes Ross Robinson.

“This seems like the perfect opportunity to reach out and voice our appreciation to everyone involved with last week’s Niagara-on-the-Lake In Bloom,” writes Ross Robinson. “It was marvellous to be a tiny part of such an artistic, cultural and financial triumph.”

“We avoid discussing the situation, but an existential threat is upon us. Not long ago, I didn’t really understand what an existential threat was, but every day now we learn more,” writes Ross Robinson.

“Coast to coast, somehow this organization battles the domineering and slow marching curse of demographics, providing leadership as ‘We Will Remember Them,'” writes Ross Robinson, covering this year’s annual general meeting at Legion Branch 124 in NOTL.

Ahead of Canadians casting their ballots on April 28, Ross Robinson covers his attempt to tune into the French-language federal leaders’ debate last week — writing about the trials for English-speaking Canadians in achieving “functional bilingualism” and confusion abound after the last-minute time change of the debate.

“Last week was the 89th playing of the Masters. Has there ever been a final day with more drama, more class, and more great and bad shotmaking? Rare double bogeys were not so rare, and emotional swings became almost too much for both spectators on the course and those of us watching on television to handle,” writes Ross Robinson.

“If we want conveniently located hospitals, schools, libraries, recreational facilities and the like, all affordably priced, we absolutely positively need much higher population densityIf we want conveniently located hospitals, schools, libraries, recreational facilities and the like, all affordably priced, we absolutely positively need much higher population density,” writes Ross Robinson, covering other topics including changes to Tourism NOTL’s strategy and an intriguing proposition for a new speedrail system in southern Ontario.

“Should so many Canadians have worked themselves into a lather regarding this unfortunate circumstance? Suggesting that a winery be renamed, writing graffiti on walls and defacing an iconic statue in Edmonton. Can we call a truce and come to our Canadian senses?” writes Ross Robinson.

“Gerry Whittaker was from another era. Unfailingly kind, humble, highly accomplished in many fields, and a great lover of our Niagara-on-the-Lake,” writes Ross Robinson, eulogizing his Chautauqua neighbour, who passed away in February.

“Young computer sharpies don’t need printed schedules or travel company booklets. It’s all online now, instantly available. But I wouldn’t have met the dozens of helpful, smiling Turkish and Vietnamese people who gave me a true sense of their countries,” writes Ross Robinson.

“Reading between the lines of The Lake Report, I could feel big doses of anger, crankiness, know-it-allness, frustration and shortness,” writes Ross Robinson, using his recent trip to Vietnam to reflect on what it means to be happy and kind in a world full of strife and sadness.

“If the new U.S. president proceeds with his threatened tariffs, it will certainly be his biggest financial gamble since he took a lead role in Atlantic City casinos. History teaches us the results could again be dire, costly and uncomfortable,” writes Ross Robinson.

“The desire for non-single-family accommodation continues, so it behooves NOTL to somehow grow and densify. Like bonsai, let’s plan our growth and appearance,” writes Ross Robinson.

“So much of life is controlled by our reactions, especially when something beyond our control has affected us. Even the smallest thing can be remembered and can have a positive or negative influence on the rest of our lives,” writes Ross Robinson.

“Standing at the back of the room in the St. Davids Fire Hall, from what I could understand, competing interests seem to be pointing fingers at each other. He said, she said,” writes Ross Robinson.

“Yes, Donald Trump and I both want to get rid of the annually challenging concept of daylight savings time. If you’ll pardon the pun, it’s time,” writes Ross Robinson, going on to share, however, some of his less-than-complimentary views of the president-elect.
Toddlers in toques and grandparents with mobility devices often progress at about the same speed along the sidewalks downtown. Is there anything cuter than wee ones in warm and colourful toques? And anything

“I am not a betting man, but my numerous trips to France, and my year living in Strasbourg in 1979, made me confident that the rebuilding of Notre Dame would take decades,” writes Ross Robinson, commenting on the official reopening of the historic cathedral in Paris this past weekend, after its five-year closure.

“Unlike the sea of crankiness that we seem to live in, Swifties have the best attitudes and rizz,” writes Ross Robinson.

“Yes, we are lucky to live in Canada’s prettiest town, but let them know they are lucky to call their hometown home, too,” writes Ross Robinson. “You will have made a random person feel better. You will have been kind, which is a very good thing.”

“Until my 24-year-old daughter Carrie recently provided her précis version of Taylor Swift’s life and contributions to society, I hadn’t really paid much attention to the Swiftieworld. I now believe she is bigger than Elvis and the Beatles,” writes Ross Robinson.

“Did we learn the necessary lessons? Only two decades after the end of the First World War, the war to end all wars, we decided to do it all again. Young men who didn’t know each other fighting the wars for men who knew each other. Why?” writes Ross Robinson.

“Event planning takes talent and desire, but the per-person price can be very fair due to the shoulder season timing. The town’s business people win, and the visiting groups win,” writes Ross Robinson about off-season corporate retreats.

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