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Aug. 19, 2019 | Monday
Editorials and Opinions
Letter to the editor: Wetland Horrors sage continues
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SUBMITTED BY RYDER PAYNE, NOTL.
OPINION

Dear editor:

I have to tell you how much I have enjoyed James Tupman’s epistolary serial, The Wetland Horrors, and his concerns about converting the Department of National Defence lands into a park.

The suspense he’s built up for his next instalment makes me believe some mysteriously created monster wetland, Swampy Bog, will surely erupt from the murky depths of obnoxious effluvia of the sewer ponds and swallow the lot of us – having first subdued us with West Nile-injected muzzy bite serum and black-legged tick Lyme disease bile. 

Ryder Payne

NOTL

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